Friday, August 14, 2009

Scary Sextoy Friday: Quit Pussyfootin' Around!

OK, so foot fetishes. Nothing new, right? I've seen plenty of foot fetish pr0n and imagery -- hell, I almost agreed to film one when I was broke in college, but I've got nasty Fred Flintstone hooves. Point is, foot fetishes don't float my boat, but as long as no innocent people (or callouses and bunions) are harmed in its filming, then hey, what's the harm?

And yet, I am wholly disturbed by this Pussy Foot toy:





Yep, that's a fake vagina in a fake foot. A fake severed foot, I might add.

It's no so much the idea of fucking a foot that grosses me out, it's the way the toymakers have chosen to display their wares here, stringing up two severed feet by a rope.

And this image just completely tips me over the edge:



HELLO, SERIAL KILLER ANYONE?

4 comments:

  1. I have to say that I come back to this site every now and then, just to show a friend *this*.
    They have never failed to shock everyone. Never.
    They rule the world of bizarre sex toys even over Little Jesus, the buttplug and Stumpy.
    Others amuse, this one makes people back away from the screen.
    I really should buy a pair and hang them on the front door.

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  2. This is the worst, hands down. I mean, feet down.

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  3. Where in the sweet name of jesus does one buy this?

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  4. This seriously outclasses the Fisthorn. Just... NO!

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