This is one of those times.
Dang, now I can't get Journey out of my head:
"And the wheels in the sky keep on turnin'"
Thanks, creepy tongue wheel sextoy. Thanks a lot.
Anyhoo, this aptly named freakshow is called "The Sqweel" and boasts ten silicone tongues that spin at three different speeds.
From the product's website:
"World Exclusive! Sqweel ® is a revolution in orgasms! The sensational new patent-pending oral sex simulator has a wheel of ten teasing tongues that will lap you to orgasm time and time again."
GAH! I'm sorry but "lap" and "orgasm" should never be used in the same sentence. EVAR.
You know what they say about reinventing the wheel? I'm pretty sure they didn't mean "stick a bunch of plastic disembodied tongues on it and turn it into a vibrator."
And all this can be yours for just $55 plus shipping! Gee whiz!
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