Scary Sextoy Friday: It's Tool Time!

This little ditty comes to you from the same Japanese website where I found the freakish contortionist lovedoll from last week:



Unfortunately, I don't know what the text says, but I can surmise.

Apparently, the interchangeable textured rollers will give you a pleasurable sensation when you rub them up and down your disembodied penis. Oohhh!

This looks sort of like a creepy hybrid of a pair of pliers and one of those mini textured paint rollers that you use to create some froofy Martha Stewart detailing on your walls.

And there you have it: pliers and Martha Stewart, two things you probably DO NOT WANT your sextoy to evoke.