Scary Sextoy Friday: Your Childhood, Ruined, Again

Dearest SSF readers, here is your special Christmas present, from me to you!



From the product's description:


Old Saint Prick loves naughty girls! This soft rubber vibe has a usable length of 4.375 and a girth of 1.375 making him a real thrill on those cold nights. The simple multi-speed dial controller on the bottom uses one AA size battery, not included, to make your mistletoe shake. His cleverly curved hat will hit your G-Spot with ease to ring your bell. Here's to a jolly good time!

So. Freaking. Creepy.

There's plenty of chimney-stuffing and chestnut-roasting jokes to crack, but quite frankly I am totally sick of Christmas, Santa, and anything related.

Are you with me?

So, everyone have a safe and happy New Year, and SSF will be back in action in 2010!