Well, friends, I have excellent news: now you can actually fulfill this oft idle threat, without ruining your pedicure with the messy aftermath, thanks to the one and only KICKASS:
Yup, that's a Big Ass Foot Dildo. And yup, it's going straight up your backdoor if you step outta line, son!
I actually really want to get this one, just so I can use it as the world's awesomest paperweight. The $224 price tag is a bit off setting, however.
But that's not all folks! Wanna add a little bit of style and panache to your Big Ass Foot Dildo? You're in luck, because it comes in an ultra stylish Motorcycle Boot option:
FUCK YEAH! NOW THAT'S A MOTHERFUCKIN' DILDO WITH ATTITUDE!
That, my friends, is a sextoy to be feared, respected, perhaps even revered. It's all set to TERMINATE your rectal rumpus room! And for only $480! (Fees from ER visit not included.)
And in case you couldn't already tell, these fine selections are brought to you by the makers of The Amputated Leg Dildo o' Doom. Whatever will they think of next?
I want to get the Kickass together with the Pussyfoot for hot foot-on-foot action.
ReplyDeleteOMG that is so repulsive to me. I don't really like feet OR huge rubber cocks.
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