Anyway, you can probably surmise my reaction when I innocently stumbled upon:
(drumroll please)
www.aliendildos.com
OH MY FUCKING GOD Y'ALL IT'S PREDATOR COCK!!!
And yes, Virginia, those are in fact claws on the nutsack.
Billed as "a new generation of sextoys" and yet another arm of the Fantasy Buttplay Genre, these here toys are ostensibly designed to resemble the intergalactic junk of the famed creatures from the Alien and Predator movies.
(Wait, I thought the main alien was a chick? You know, "Get away from her, you bitch!" Well, I guess something had to knock her up - and now you know what it looks like, lucky you!)
Is it just me -- or does that look like the aliens from The Simpsons?
Well, there you have it. Now I finally know what lurks beneath the Predator's towel:
Oh dear god. I should NEVER EVER EVER think that I have seen every sort of toy that humans will shove up their butt! I really do think that the Universe sees that as a personal challenge and then we end up with THIS. Wow.
ReplyDeleteoh god, way too many weird ridge-y parts. eek.
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They're so cool and Shiny though... I think that as far as scary goes, they're less scary than some of your earlier posts, albeit still not something I'd use for... stimulation.
ReplyDeleteJust about every sex toy looks like an alien or cartoon character to me.
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