Moving on!
A bit of art history to start off today's entry: I'm sure you're all aware of Georgia O'Keeffe, a famous American artists known for her oversized, detailed paintings of flowers that kinda sorta looked like labia.
Her images were beautiful and sensual, but not overtly "VAJAJAY UP IN YA FACE HAY." Subtle, arousing, intriguing, ever so slightly mysterious.
Basically everything this sex toy is NOT:
AAAHHHHHHHHH! WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK!
Witness the Lotus Pussy Fauxskin, brought to you by TSX – the same folks responsible for Rosemary's Freakbaby and the Lemonade Buttplug.
Apparently they were attempting to translate O'Keeffe's flower/vagina connection into a sextoy, and instead wound up with a mutated lotus genitalia explosion that makes the Chernobyl Love Mound look like a quaint and innocent little knicknack.
Dude, just...EW.
To steal a phrase from some of my more... uncouth coworkers: this looks like a bomb exploded in a slab of roast beef.
And if that weren't enough, the sad, droopy breasts draped over the top and freaky warped penis tunnel protruding from the back just add a lovely layer of WTF icing to this horrifying cake o' wrong.
Don't stare at it too long or it will start sapping your will to live.
Happy Friday!
Ok, this takes the cake! Wierdest one yet and that's truly sayin' somfin'
ReplyDeleteThis is not so much scary as just F'ed up. I got to applaud TSX for making some of the weirdest stuff out there!
ReplyDeletejust think...someone out there is aroused by this and thinking of making sweet, sweet love to her, er, him, er, it.
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Um, this immediately came to mind. http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_jeetJTfzUoU/TT44yqqpuoI/AAAAAAAAKyQ/l-WkApFG61Q/s1600/Eldric-GuildNavigator-Dune-1984-movie.JPG
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