If you're looking to add some fireworks to the bedroom on this long weekend, may I suggest the ultimate in patriotic sextoys?
Isn't this country fucking great? We take the most honored and revered political figure in our nation, and turn him into a rubber fucking dick.
America, fuck yeah!
Enjoy your holiday weekend, and please don't blow any fingers off (or any other appendages, for that matter!)
The first dildo looks French to me. (In fact, it depends if it always complain about his size or not...)
ReplyDeleteWhere did you find it ? I've always looked for a Tour Eiffel shaped dildo, but a French flag one could be fun too.
That's not french, that's Dutch! Which would be nice for the soccer world cup. Which is also scary, if you ask me. And I'm not even considering inserting our national colors anywhere.
ReplyDeleteI'm one of those 'recently discovered this blog' and I love it! I'm absolutely amazed and sometimes horrified. Keep up the good work!
The first one reminds me of one of those Popsicle you get from the ice cream truck.
ReplyDeleteRed, white and BLUE balls!
ReplyDeleteSeriously ... Does anybody buy that ?
ReplyDeletewomen : Does this turns you on ?