Yes, folks, that is a big honkin' dildo based off of Avatar, a movie I refuse to see on principle.
From the description:
The Blue Avatar Dildo from Oxballs is a BIG alien cock hand made from 100% medical grade silicone
The Avatar alien glans is shaped for ease of insertion, its shaft then gradually increases from 20mm (0.85 inch) width to a full 65mm (2.6 inches) wide at the base of its pearlescent blue shaft.
As you work down the shaft you'll discover an array of alien textured bumps and ridges, followed by a pair of small cute alien balls!
CUTE ALIEN BALLS! AREN'T THEY SO CUTE?
Speaking of which, I saw a commercial the other day that advertised this movie as THE GREATEST FILM OF ALL TIME.
Seriously?
Someone please shove TEN of these up James Cameron's ass. Stat.
actually, in the movie they have sex connecting the (pony)tail-tentacle-thing, nothing really interesting for us mere humans
ReplyDeleteWaaaaiiiitttt - yes, I agree with Juliana, THAT is not the way the Na'vi have sex! And what'S with the balls? That's..... stupid.
ReplyDeleteAlso - a dildo based on the greatest movie of all times? Someone get Anthony Hopkins for an Hannibal-Lecter-cast!
Oh fucking HELL..
ReplyDeleteThere's now an alien Fleshlight too! Same neon blue color.
ReplyDeletei'm so glad that i'm not the only person that didn't watch avatar.
ReplyDeleteIs the naked guy Jean Claude VanDamn?
ReplyDeleteI'm not a great fan of John Cameron and wasn't expecting much from Avatar. It was a pleasant surprise, quite a good story and acting with spectacular special effects.
ReplyDeleteMy fiance's reaction: "Who the hell needs that much dick in them???!!?"
ReplyDeleteI looked at that and thought "What the hell happened to that smurf?"
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