Scary Sextoy Friday: The Michael Jackson LoveDoll of Horror

In light of all the controversy over Michael Jackson's "new" album, I thought I'd direct your attention to this particular atrocity, which looks a little too much like our recently departed King of Pop:



Michael? Is that you?

I have seen some pretty fucked up fuck dolls in my time, but this motherfucker takes the cake.

OK, well there is this one:



But I still think MJ/Latoya up there is way scarier.

But I digress: this isn't actually modeled after one of the Jackson Family rejects; it's supposed to be porn star Pandora Peaks.



See the resemblance?

Yeah, my neither.

If I were Pandora, I'd have a serious axe to grind with these folks.