Scary Sextoy Friday: It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's...WTF!

Dearest readers - welcome back! I hope you all had an exceptional holiday. I took a bit of a break, since I needed it - I really just wanted to look at the turkey baster and *just* see a turkey baster, you know?

But I'm back, pumped, and ready to warp your psyche!

Over the weekend, I finally saw Kick-Ass - and was subsequently amused to find out there's already a porn version called Lickass

This week's toy looks like it came straight from the set of the latter:





Look! Up there in the sky! It's The Human Taint!

This latex hood from a German fetish fashion designer is...well, it's just... it's....I mean, it really is, isn't it?

The pussy, you see, is only for aesthetic purpose (otherwise, you're in for a HELL of a migraine) but the mouth serves as the asshole.

I'm not actually sure what his super powers are - other than, you know, sending the masses screaming in the opposite direction.

However, one of my astute male coworkers offered a different perspective:

"Pussy on the brain and an asshole mouth - yeah, that's me."