So, without further ado, let's crank up the Wrong O'Meter! Ladies & gentlemen, I present to you:
Incubus
Jeez, hope it comes with Holy Water-based lube!
From the product's description:
This dildo is an incredibly detailed work of art. For those who want more than a dildo; this has terrific texture that provides additional stimulation all around the shaft and a smooth easy to insert head. The nose and mouth of the God will stimulate your most sensitive spot when fully engaged.
Yes, you read that right.
The nose and mouth of the God will stimulate your most sensitive spot.
THERE IS NO DILDO, ONLY ZUUL!
I am not a fan of the band Incubus, but I kind of want to go to their next show, just so I can fling this at the lead singer. At 9 inches, made of solid Phthalate-free PVC, I bet you could get some pretty wicked trajectory on that mofo.
Moving on:
I actually have an ulterior motive for featuring this particular toy; I chose it specifically so I could smooooooooooothly segue into this true life story about the perils of working in XXX-copywriting.
Last week, I was going over some text for a fetish project, and as my eyes zipped over "Butt Fucking Domme" I misread it as "Butt Fucking Demon."
I LOL'd for a bit... and then, because I am a masochistic asshole, I decided to Google Butt Fucking Demon.
Because you know, why not.
Well, I'll tell you why not.
BECAUSE I ACTUALLY FOUND VIDEO OF A BUTT FUCKING DEMON!
Yes, that is from a REAL movie, Feast III, and judging from this clip alone, it has everything! Drama, tension, intrigue, panic, compelling dialogue, a glory hole...and, of course, the Butt Fucking Demon.
I don't know about you, but I don't know if I'll ever be able to listen to Digital Underground the same way again.
That... thing... reminds me of the faun in Pan's Labyrinth, for some reason. Which sucks, 'cause that's one of my favourite movies, and now I'm going to see that damned dildo every time I watch it.
ReplyDeleteAlso, now I have to find that feast iii movie. Just because I'm a masochist that way.
I sort of want to see it now, too. However, I wish the filmmakers had been more imaginative with the DemonCock. It's just kinda pointy, and not particularly large. Hopefully they will have TSX designed the next one should they dare to make Feast IV: The Morning After.
ReplyDeleteI love this blog so.... so so much.
ReplyDeleteAnd it loves you back, Heidi! Even when you don't want it to!
ReplyDeleteThe face is just too much. It does look like the thing from Pan's Labyrinth
ReplyDeleteWait... Isn't an incubus a sex-crazed demon? How did they get "God" out of that? O.o
ReplyDeleteIt took a whole lot of squinting to see the mouth and nose of "god" on that... thing. lol... or at least I think I found it. But if THAT is what an incubus thing looks like I'll stop searching for one. lol. Paranormal Romance Novels make them sound so much hotter.
ReplyDeleteAlso that movie... hand, meet forehead.
I own one of these, and the pictures don't do it justice. It really is beautiful. I've actually found a few things here that I now own.
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