Friday, January 21, 2011

Scary Sextoy Friday: The Molestache

OK, it's been awhile since I literally jumped out of my seat:



GAHHH!!!!

I don't even know where to start with this one; the creepy '70s molestache, the Jay Leno-sized chin, or how about the ROWS OF FUCKING SPIKES INSIDE?

Also, there's something oddly familiar about this...thing.

It's reminding me of something...

Someone...

Someone from my past...

Wait! I've got it!



AHHHHHHH!!!

There you have it folks: your childhood, ruined. Again.

You're welcome!

6 comments:

  1. At least you not the only one. The word "Muppet" was flashing in my head in bright letters before I scrolled down to the Chef.....

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  2. Excuse me. I need to go scrub my brain of that. >.< Ugh... *shudders*

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