That right there is the California Exotics Deep Throat Stroker, and looks like a sexed up version of those human digestive models you studied in biology class.
Amirite?
That image, by the way, is from a Tracheostomy how-to kit. And speaking of which, the day some twisted bastard out there comes up with the Tracheotomy masturbator toy is that day I stand up, walk away from the computer, and check myself into the nearest brainwashing facility so I can hit the restart button.
Moving on.
This horrible pink slimy creature has a nose and mouth, which makes it even more disturbing. I'm going to file this under Sextoys Inspired by Horror Movies, since this reminds me of the disgusting pink wormy creatures from that terrible Nathan Fillion movie Slither.
EW EW EW!
I'm really not sure what's worse, the movie or that toy. Let's hope neither has a sequel.
Slither was fun. Cheap, gross, guilty fun, but fun nevertheless.
ReplyDeleteThat toy though... yeah, probably not so much...
It looks like a Sandworm to me, not that that mental image is any better.
ReplyDeleteAh, the Sandworm vibrator! Discovered that one in the early days of SSF:
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Trach-tube porn. Trach-tube porn. Maybe I should Google.... no. I don't think I could buy enough drugs to wipe out the memory. And gouging my eyes out with a grapefruit spoon would be messy.
ReplyDeleteBut I'm sure there are fetish sites for it somewhere on the Intrawebs
Ewwwwww!
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