I've written about realistic animal dildos before, but I'm pretty fascinated with their attention to detail. In particular, this life-sized horse cock.
Did I just say life-sized horse cock?
Of course I did, silly! You should know better than to doubt me by now.
That right there is Motown the American Paint Stud, a real life horsey! From the product's description:
This stallion's lovely member has been reproduced in detail, keeping every little crease and wrinkle around to pleasure you. With a 2.5" wide head and a usable length of 11", this hefty stud will certainly keep you full and satisfied.
The manufacturers have even thoughtfully included a photo of Motown, so you can admire their attention to detail:
I gotta say... that really is a good replica!
WHOA. TOO MUCH DETAIL.
Anyway, ever since I saw this, I just can't get this song out of my head:
Betcha Ginuwine is kickin' himself for not using that little prop in his video...
...okay, maybe not.
But I bet R. Kelly would be down!
I MAY have looked at the site after last weeks post.
ReplyDeleteI MAY have looked at those ones.
I MAY have felt quite ill for a while after. esp the last picture.
Do they not also do some weird animal? - oh yes that's right .. cast dog.
Well hell...that has offically ruined the song for me
ReplyDeleteNo way I could get my bump and grind on thinking about horse penis now (not like I have had that song in the background playing for years, but still its just a totally different visual now)
Have you read the comic Crossed? Violent post-apocalypse with fast, sadistic zombies -one of whom wields a horse cock as a bludgeon, while screaming HORSECOCK! Always thought something like this would be great merchandise for it...
ReplyDeleteDear God! And I know of a woman who would actually purchase that, she's pretty facinated with her pet donkeys dingaling,... *coughs* about how big it is.
ReplyDeleteAnd, I can't believe I will point this out but they messed up one little detail. That patch on that horses penis is supposed to be a light pinkish color. LOL!!
Now let me go smack my head against the wall for noticing that.
LOL @ the Ginuwine song
ReplyDeleteMan that thing looks fucked up. Too much details indeed!