We've covered scary sexdolls here before; as well as automated vibrating masturbators of horror...
And unfortunately for you and your psyche, the two worlds have colliding, producing what may in fact truly be the world's SCARIEST sextoy.
Ladies & gentlemen, empty your stomach, bladders & bowels, and prepare for:
THE SEXBOT
OK, I know what you're thinking: "Uh, that's really not that scary..."
Oh yeah?
Good luck sleeping tonight!
Billed as the "first real sex bot" and available for purchase at Sexbots.us, this dead-eyed, soulless lump of plastic and rudimentary mechanical parts is waiting to come home to you!
In fact, Susie Software the Sexbot is so incredibly lifelife, the webmasters have issued the following statement to address your doubts:
"This is not a fake, the videos featured on our website are of an actual sex robot, NOT a woman in a unitard."
Uh...yeah...
But ladies, don't feel left out! If you've been looking for a guy who goes and goes like the energizer bunny, look no further than Harry Harddrive, who's ready to rock you like a vibrating massage chair on the fritz!
Not ready to dive into a purchase just yet? That's okay you can rent one!
YES, YOU CAN RENT, DEFILE, VIOLATE, ABUSE AND THEN RETURN A SEXBOT!
All for just $300 an hour! (and a three hour minimum)
But please remember:
Sex Bots are an electrical device which needs to be treated with respect.
So please do not insult your Sexbot by calling her a filthy electronic cumbucket. She is a sophisticated piece of advanced technology and she requires your utmost respect.
Sorry, I have to stop here -- I think I'm going pee myself.
Seriously -- just go and watch the videos for yourself.
And like I said -- good luck sleeping tonight!
OK, that is by far the scariest sex toy on this site. My hardon got lost in the Uncanny Valley.
ReplyDeleteGeez, almost a grand to get sloppy seconds on someone else's sex toy? Yeah... how about 'no?' 'No' works for me on that, how about for you?
ReplyDeleteI've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I've watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in the rain. Time to die.
ReplyDeleteLOL!!! Oh my gosh my 'virgin' eyes cannot handle this! I had no idea they had these for women! Is there a woman really that desperate for sex?.... we know there's always a man that desperate... uh, no offense previous male commentors. But still.
ReplyDeleteAnd renting out sex bots is just nasty!
Seriously people take a minute. These are sex toys - FOR FUN. I really cannot believe that anyone out there who uses any sexual aid or device, and there are lots of you, think this is scary. As for renting them, this is not some "lump of plastic" They have a removable soft synthetic skin that can be easily cleaned. When you rent one you keep the skin - it is not reused. PLEASE!
ReplyDeleteYou all really need to get over yourselves.
Owner of SEXBOTS
www.sexbots.us
It might be less "scary" if they more closely resembled a living, breathing human being. Unfortunately, when I looked at the videos, the one thought that kept going through my mind was "Gawd, these were very CHEAPLY designed and made!"
ReplyDeleteFirst, the "skin" looks completely plastic and un-natural. Next, the Harry bot has hips/butt/lower abdominal area that look like Sponge-Bob SQUARE PANTS. Finally, the skin tone itself looks like that on a poorly embalmed corpse - not even slightly life-like. I've always had a very vivid, active imagination, but I can't conceive of how I could fantasize I was having sex with an actual human female, with Susie. It would be like having one of those CHEAP Blow-up dolls, but with more bulk, and somewhat more realistic lips and vagina.
Seems to me that SEXBOTS is charging one HELL of a high price for a product that seems better suited to "fun" in the sense of pranking - an item that would be far more an object of humor and ridicule, than a viable sex-object. My right hand and imagination are far more effective than this poor effort at depicting a human female.