Scary Sextoy Friday: One Expensive Piece of Ass

Today's entry is another awesome reader submission, and is described as a "Uniquely masculine sculpture for Men."

Ladies & gentlemen, please meet:

Jack's Ass



From the product's description:

An original creation, Jack is the first ever fuckable sex doll torso of high grade silicone made exclusively for Men who like Men. Molded from an actual bent over butt for a wonderfully life-like appearance with skin texture preserved around the anus and down to the balls, no more unnaturally shiny, sticky surfaces. As with the entire SquarePeg line no corners were cut in production. Cast in solid SuperSoft Silicone for life-like heft and substance to take lots of abuse. Even feels and sounds real when you spank it!

You gotta hand it to them, that's a pretty realistic ass. What's something like that cost?

$989

God DAYUM! That is one expensive piece of ass! You'd have to seriously save your pennies to afford that ass. This is not an ass for you broke asses out there -- you'll just have to settle for a cheap ass.

But if you have money to blow? Go ahead and drop $1K on this fine ass.

Don't feel guilty, though; you know there's plenty of men out who've spent way more than that on a piece of ass.