Friday, March 4, 2011

Scary Sextoy Friday: Squid Pro Quo

Well now, it's been a while since we've featured any tentacles! And hey, we can't go *too* long without featuring tentacles, lest I lose my squick cred.

Fortuntely, Elastica Engineering -- esteemed makers of the Zombie Dildo -- have swooped in to the rescue, with their newest creepy crawly playtime piece!

Ladies & gentlemen, gird your loins, and prepare for:

GHATAN BUTT PLUG




...AND MATCHING BALL GAG!




I have to say that's the most EFFECTIVE ball gag I've ever seen - I mean, I've only seen a PICTURE of it and I'm already gagging!

From the product's description:

The first born of Mythos!

With eyes of a different color from the main body of this toy, Ghatan gazes at you from the other worlds. From the depths the old ones have released a new menace into the world!

Although conceived in the icy abyss, Ghatan seeks a warm, wet place to dwell upon his dark, unknowable desires.


How's that for some motherfuckin' sextoy narrative?!

You can also pair these pieces with their ultra fashionable Latex Squid Diddler Gloves for the ultimate sexy cephalopod scene!

And since we're talking squid...



....anyone get a strange craving for calamari just now?

3 comments:

  1. Bears much resemblance to Floppy the Octocock! http://vimeo.com/105597

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  2. ho wow what a great toy to use while doing sex..it's too erotic toy to use......

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  3. Corrected link to the gloves (WANT!)

    http://www.scarysextoyfriday.com/2010/12/scary-sextoy-friday-tentacle-haute.html

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