Easter is almost here, which means candy, egg hunts, pretty pastel dresses and that wily Easter Bunny...
But here at SSF, rabbit vibrators and carrot dildos have become quite blasé and pedestrian.
No, for SSF, we have to take it to the next level of offensiveness.
We gotta go there.
Jesus Fucking Christ!
Yes, that is the Jackhammer Jesus, brought to you by Divine Interventions, the same makers of the Buddha and Grim Reaper dildos as previously covered here.
But Divine Interventions hasn't cornered the market on blasphemous sextoys; my favorite folks over at OxBalls also offer and incredibly intimidating creation aptly named Damien:
Which, for some reason, reminds me of my favorite Kids in the Hall sketch of all time:
Happy Easter, folks!
Oh my god.
ReplyDelete....D:
I'm utterly speechless......
ReplyDeleteIn a good way...
ReplyDeleteThis is, by far, one of the oddest and most controversial toys I've seen. I don't really know what to say...
ReplyDeleteSeems like as good a time as any to share this one. May the gods have mercy on your Immortal Souls if you read it...
ReplyDeleteSaid I Am That I Am That I Am
"For the Virgin I don't give a damn.
But what I like most
Is to bugger the Ghost
And then get sucked off by the Lamb"