IT'S THE FLYING DONG!
Actually, technically, it's called the Trojan Double Dong - as legend has it, once you've opened your gates and invited this sex toy inside, during the quiet of the night the Greek army will burst out of it and destroy your rectum.
Anyway.
From the product's description:
Our 16.5" Trogan Double Dong is truly a practical work of art, with clit (or anal) stimulators at the center. Sensual veining and perfect detail are features of this dong.
I'm guessing those nubby "stimulators" are supposed to be tongues? They vaguely resemble dwarfed wings, as though this could take flight at any moment, and flitter off to the Island of Misfit Sextoys.
Oh dear.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing about your blog is that I can't un-see what I see here.
But I keep coming back for more...
Needs a "Ride of the Valkyries" soundtrack
ReplyDeleteXD That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.
ReplyDeletesometimes before considering and buy for sex toys, must follow the reviews first.
ReplyDeleteilove the animated one.. tempting.. :d
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Now wouldn't that be a sight to see.. You're minding your business on a park bench and, all of sudden, a double dong flies over and perches on the bench next to you. Freaky pecker.. lol
ReplyDeleteTo be fair - the Russians have already been there: http://youtu.be/wFcZm7UUYIg
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