Nope, this here new addition to one of my favorite Scary Sextoy sites, OxBalls, is 100% real.
(I haven't quite figured out yet just what the fuck it's supposed to be... BUT IT IS REAL!)
Behold, dear readers, the staggering power of this modern marvel of silicone sex instruments:
DAAAAAYUUUUUUUUM!
Now, at first I thought this big ass bad boy was clearly modeled after a police baton; but per the website, it's named The Trucker. So maybe it's supposed to mimic the long gear shift on a big rig truck?
However, if you right click on the toy, the image is named THE THUMPER which seems more apropos for a billy club.
Whatever the fuck it is, I can't stop laughing over the single, fitting word that's inscribed on the tip:
BAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHA!
Damn skippy!
EDITED TO ADD: One of my astute readers has informed me that "The Trucker" is a nickname for a handled baton sold in truckstops that are used to check the pressure on tires.
I'm sure it comes in handy at bar fights, too.
"The Trucker" refers to handled batons that are sold in truck stops for the purpose of checking tire integrity by whacking them. Other nicknames for this instrument include "knocker", "thumper", and a host of other less PC or downright nasty nicknames that you'd imagine truckers to come up with.
ReplyDeleteAh, I learned something new today! Thank you!
ReplyDeleteNo problem! I'm from Alabama and grew up around truckers and scrap metal dealers.
ReplyDeleteWow! This is more frighting rather then the normal freaky disturbing that I feel when enjoying your blog. Thanks for keeping us up on whats out there. LOL
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