...and, much like Honey Badger, I just don't give a shit.
This reader submission, however, immediately caught my attention.
No, not that kind of ring.
This kind of ring!
Yes, for real. UK sextoy maker LoveHoney really, seriously went there, and made a Commemorative Royal Wedding Cockring
From the product's description:
Issued to celebrate the wedding of Prince William to Catherine, this limited edition ring is cast in a deep royal blue silicone and features a delightful raised motif reminiscent of crowns of regency past. Rejoice in a very special union of your own.
Man, I gotta hand it to you Brits; normally I think Americans corner the market when it comes to manufacturing cheap, tasteless, and offensive crap marketed specifically to exploit historic or sacred events... but y'all totally punked us on this one!
That packaging is awesome...because everyone wants to look a the royal couple right before the get ready to do the nasty
ReplyDelete"Oh honey I think we should dedicate this shag to the royal couple"
or maybe
ReplyDelete"bend over love and take it like a dirty whore...This one is for kate"
Much more tasteful that the poorly-selling Prince Charles "I want to be your tampon" tampons.
ReplyDeleteTHAT ring ceremony i would have watched!
ReplyDeleteIn Bed-I think you mean Prince Harry
ReplyDeleteAlso, this cock ring makes me lol like crazy... Crowns of regency past, eh? Haha xD
You need to see this.
ReplyDeletehttp://slog.thestranger.com/slog/archives/2011/04/27/a-wills-and-kate-commemorative-plate-for-savage-love-readers
Cock Ring is Great if they also had a blowup doll of Kate ..
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