No, my friend - the truly repugnant assholes in your life deserve to get whacked upside the head with
THE SNAKEDICK
Yes, that is a cobra dildo from TSX. And yes, this is what Cobra Commander takes up the ass in G.I. Joe slashfic.
So, remember that time the Internet caused such a buzz that the script for Snakes on a Plane was rewritten to have Samuel Jackson to say this?
Well, listen up Internet! Stop making Rebecca Black cry and focus your attentions on something really important:
Demand that Samuel L. Jackson make a sequel to Snakes on Place - except instead of a plane full of snakes, it's a plane full of these dildos!
C'mon, you know you wanna hear him say it:
I'M TIRED OF THESE MOTHERFUCKING SNAKES ON THESE MOTHERFUCKING DILDOS!
First of all, I'm wondering why the snake has floppy bunny ears or dog ears. I've never seen anything droop like that on a snake's head. And, am I the only one, or does this thing look like a peach pile of dog dookie? O.o Ugh.. doggy ears and a curl to the tail that looks like doggy dookie. I must throw a sarcastic "brilliant" at whoever designed this.
ReplyDeleteWell, now we know what Mia, the Bronx Zoo Cobra, was getting up to in her time away from the zoo.
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