The Pleasure Pimp Finger Vibe
UGH! JESUS!
That can't be a real product!
Oh, shit. I guess it is.
This one is a MEGA FAIL on so many levels.
First of all, it's fucking terrifying looking! Secondly, it's an offensive racist stereotype - one that glamorizes the abuse of women. And you're supposed to shove this thing against your hoo-ha? Oh HELLZ no.
And most of all, it brings to mind that horrible Pimp & Ho aesthetic that has inexplicably become so ravenously popular with a certain demographic of drunken white people.
I can TOTALLY see some shitfaced dude in a Spirit Halloween crushed velour leopard print "Pimp Costume" staggering around the Exotic Erotic Ball with this jammed onto his beer-soaked meathook (excuse me: Bitch Hand) drunkenly propositioning all "da hoes."
And no, I don't mean the garden tool. The correct singular spelling is ho -- but hos looks like "hass" and ho's is a possessive, meaning belong to that ho, not "more than one ho."
See, this is the stuff I worry about.
Anyway, grammatical issues aside: this is one big steaming pile of FAIL.
Why, oh WHY do the eyes light up?!
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ReplyDeleteTo make it look creepy and demonic. *hides behind you* Is it gone yet?
well, the actual toy is wearing sunglasses, so there's something. with the sunglasses, it looks kind of like a fat-albert-era caricature of Bill Cosby, or possibly a melting Arnold Horshack from "Welcome Back Kotter." Either is unacceptably horrible.
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