Friday, May 6, 2011

Scary Sextoy Friday: The Piggy Wiggly

This week's utterly horrifying offering is yet another reader submission, who had no info on the offending....thing.

Ladies & gentlemen:


THE PIGGY WIGGLY




Feel that tingling, burning sensation? That's your soul, going up in flames. Whatever you do, just don't look it in the eyes, for the love of all that is holy.

I searched around for some more info on this horrible abomination, but couldn't find squat (although I did learn that the Piggly Wiggly is a grocery store chain in the South)

I wish I had more info to give you - I don't even know if this is a real product for sale....but I know what it SHOULD have been:

THE OFFICIAL DELIVERANCE SEXTOY!

7 comments:

  1. No Piggly, but Piggy. Horrible toy anyway.

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  2. This is going to give me nightmares!

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  3. Absolutely DELIGHTED to have found you, from a reader's reccomendation.

    Less deighted with Mr Wiggly up there, but hey - one must take the rough with the smooth, mustn't one?

    Will be back.

    - B x

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  4. Haha I was also thinking of that clip when I saw that.. thing. It's crazy how many weird looking sex toys there are out there.

    I agree with The Barreness btw, this blog is really fun to read.

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  5. Great googly mooglies! >.< Does it really have to have googly eyes? Creepy....

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  6. Where can I find it? I want to turn it into a hat. No joke.

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