So, a panther is just a really big black cat, right?
Well, I think anyone would feel unlucky to have this particular cat crossing your lady path:
GUH!!
That, my friends, is Clitopatra (yeah, they really went there) and features a really freaky three-tongued panther lapping his way up a pharaoh.
May the ancient gods have mercy on us all for this horrifying creation.
Well, then...
...speaking of black panthers!
I'm glad this sextoy company had the foresight to name this G-spot stimilator "Panther Black" instead of vice versa.
Because, you know, if you were gonna have a Black Panther sextoy, it would probably look a lot more like this:
okay, a. best post ever.
ReplyDeleteb. i like how even though it's a hideous monstrosity, they still rendered in pastel 'lady-like' colors.
c. i thought you wrote 'walk like an egyptian' which would would be after enjoying the company of this object.
I actually own Clitopatra. I saw at the store and I knew I had to buy it. I keep it on my bookshelf with the history books.
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