Is it real?
Who thought of this?
Where do I buy it?
What the fuck is wrong with people?
Fortunately for all of your twisted bastards who just couldn't wait to get your hands on one, you can now purchase your very own Fuck My Face Mega Masturbator!
Please note: there is no vag-hole in the neck, but perhaps they'll roll that out for 2.0.
Clearly this was designed by some dude who had some hella surpressed fantasties about mounting his little sister's Style-My-Hair Barbie.
Also of note:
THE EYES WILL ROLL BACK AND FORTH.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MY BURNING SOUL!
But that's not all! There's a handy dandy suction cup on the bottom, so you can stick it to the table while you're going to town.
Or, you know, your shower wall.
AHHHHHHHHHHH WHY GOD WHY
This kind of makes me want to invite house guests over, so I can put this in the shower and stick the shampoo bottle in her mouth. Just to see if they say anything, you know?
Also comes in brunette, in case blondes just aren't your thing.
What did I say about the Barbie stylist head??
But wait! THERE'S VIDEO!
Damn. That is some seriously creepy ass shit right there.
I lost it at the bit about the shampoo bottle. hahahahahahaha
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!!!!!!! I am in tears laughing!
ReplyDeleteWhy can't these dudes just be happy with cutting the hair off their sisters' Barbie head and drawing on a moustache like every other boy.
ReplyDeleteI was the one who mentioned this last week in the comments, though I wasn't signed in at the time. I didn't even see the video! LOL!
ReplyDeleteI see... I see... I see
ReplyDeleteFRENCH REVOLUTION Pr0n!
Fake guillotines, Louis XVI hairstyles, Liberty caps, a RealDoll with knitting needles as Madame Defarge, picking up the dirty aristo's head out of the basket and having your way with it in front of the cheering crowds of peasants.
"Arise ye libertines of Privation
Arise ye perverts of the worst..."
@ Occam's, you rock!
ReplyDeleteThe doll eyes really creep me out O.o
ReplyDeleteHow have I lived this long without your blog?
ReplyDeleteAck, "debris"?! That end bit with the bobbing was the creepiest part. I also love his shirt.
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