The Clamdigger

This week’s feature is yet another selection from Pipedream Products, which is quickly becoming my new favorite go-to place for delightfully bizarre products (these are the same folks who brought you the Titty Fuck No and The Decapitated Head)

So what have we here? Why, it’s the Cumfy Clam!



Doesn’t that look comfy? Like, comfier than a mattress of kittens floating in a cloud of marshmallows?

First off, this needs a version with a little fake beard – not just for the hirsute fetishists, but so you can name it the Cumfy Bearded Clam. Because beards are comfy, amirite? Then you can dress it up in flannel and call it the Lumberjack Special.

But I’m getting off track – let’s get back to this here MOLLUSK INSPIRED SEXTOY. Because, nothing says “comfy & cozy” like a mollusk, amirite?





I think the Pipedream folks should just take the mollusk thing and run with it – why not have an Oyster Pocket Pussy with Pearl Clitoris? It would make excellent companion pieces to the multitude of Cephalopod inspired sextoys (Squid Pro Quo, Cexxxy Cephalopod, The Octopenis) that we’ve already covered here.

And that, friends, concludes today’s Zoology lesson here at Scary Sextoy Friday.