As covered previously:
Your Childhood, Ruined
And what have we for you this year, boys and girls?
Santa Boy Toy
Complete with removable hat and "snow" topping.... EW!
At first I looked at this and thought $99 for that plastic piece of shit? Oh hell naw.
But then I realized, that’s the BULK price. For 10 of them.
YES YOU CAN BUY THESE IN BULK.
I wish I had known that earlier for my office Christmas party, as I would have totally PWNED the white elephant exchange.
Also:
Also, please note that two of these toys contain the phase “cuming tonight.” Really?
If you’re going to make a shitty and emotionally scarring Christmas sextoy, at least have the decency to spellcheck your marketing slogan.
And finally:
Stuff that up your chimney!
Personally, I really want to see the coal-shaped kegel exercisers that will turn sparkly if you squeeze ‘em hard enough. Now THAT would be Christmas themed sextoy!
Happy Holidays to you all, SSF fans!
That last one looks rather.. Dirty. Literally.
ReplyDeleteLike someone ALREADY stuffed it up their chimney!! Lmao
ReplyDeleteyes! it kind of has the look of that 1950ishy early plastic that was super hard. it probably contains lots of, like, mercury and lead. besides its other, more obvious flaws.
ReplyDeleteElle est trop bien, c'est bon de voir des vidéo de qualité !! Je ne peux m'empécher de l'imaginer enduite de gel de massage nuru
ReplyDeleteA bientôt ;)
The first one reminds me of a Pez dispenser, for some reason.
ReplyDeleteHow about the baby Jesus butt plug? He's the reason for the season!
ReplyDeleteNow if only they'd make a whole butt plug nativity set.