I mean, seriously, how can you keep a straight face when confronted with the Pogo Stick Fucking Machine:
Yup, that's for real.
And only $139!
Can't figure out how it works? No worries! Here's a helpful illustrated guide!
I'm not sure if I'm incredibly grateful or vaguely disappointed that there isn't an accompanying demonstration video.
I'm sure there's one out there, mind you - but I'm not going to go looking for it.
I know that I've seen this before... maybe on a Cracked.com article. I know somebody made some commentary about the delightful potential for serious internal damage from this toy.
ReplyDeleteUm, yeah, internal damage is so fabulous!! >.< Insane!
ReplyDeletethe lady in the first picture--this is EXACTLY how i fear i would look if i were trying to "look sexy" for a picture.
ReplyDeletebtw, hey week bi week, 'sup.
I can picture the accident now: a woman, in the throes of esstacy, pogos this device up and down quite violently. Suddenly, she loses her grip on the handle, and the whole stick springs upward, knocking out all of her front teeth.
ReplyDeleteNow, this might actually have practical use. It looks perfect for the disabled lady in your life who can't quite reach her cooter with her own hands due to bad back, short arms, or awkwardly-positioned casts.
ReplyDeleteI'm not sure, but it might also be helpful for putting in tampons. If not entirely accurate.
They have an FAQ on their site.
ReplyDeleteMy personal favourite:
Does the Fantasy Glide Pogo Stick make any noise when in use?
The Fantasy Glide Pogo Stick is a precision instrument that is designed to be incredibly quiet. We hope that when you use it, you're the one that's going to be making all the noise.
Well, at least it would be a good workout for your arms. Don't think I'll be going anywhere near it, though.
ReplyDeletewe all knew it was just a matter of time before someone put a dildo on a pogo stick. i'm reserving my shock and disbelief when they manage to put dildos on a hula hoop.
ReplyDeleteIt just sounds DANGEROUS.
ReplyDeleteIt's quite a good idea for a dildo - Marrying sex toys with fun and rhythm. I've not seen it elsewhere so I doubt it's taken off. There are so many different ideas for sex toys out there nowadays, it's hard to keep up with the best.
ReplyDeleteOh god, I'm glad I found this blog. I can't stop laughing.
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ReplyDeleteive gone through two of these dont ask what happend to the first
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